I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
