: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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