People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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