So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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