Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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