GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We had to coat check the pizza.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
