No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
third nipple confirmed
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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