You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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