look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just googled if crying burns calories
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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