he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So vagazzling was a success
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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