Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He did a backflip because drugs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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