Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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