Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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