i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We left an ass print on the piano.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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