I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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