it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We named our party play list daddy issues
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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