When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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