bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize