your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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