i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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