I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
