so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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