I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
