I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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