What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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