bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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