people are starting to question the shark bite story
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Two words: nipple clamps
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