Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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