Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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