Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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