There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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