There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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