ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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