do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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