you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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