It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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