: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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