My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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