Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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