I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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