More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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