shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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