White coat. Heels.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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