I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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