turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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