Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
