Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
that is very illegal...i love you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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