i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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