Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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