Are we in a gay sports bar?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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