Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I want to walk on stilts...naked
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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