That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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