your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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