Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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