Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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